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fluxthepolice:

bongripsandjointhits:

Pet ferret.

couldn’t hang

We deal with this every day at Pizza Hut.

smokejournals:

hitbongsandbitches:

Chanchoos first hit :,)

omfg

Really? Men for you…. bahahahahahahaaaaahhaaaha

butterwinks:

Check out more at ButterWinks on Facebook. 

I WANT!!! <3 <3 <3 Jeffy I want!! !

munchkinpandas:

pls

jboslice:

Adam Whobrey x Steve Hops SLYME Nike DI Vapor Inline 14mm

$3,000.00

manda:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

i just died

<3

masmemes:

ZOMBIE WEDDING http://bit.ly/NT53PY

notyourtypicalwedding:

“Apple Votives Tutorial

A flotilla of apples bobbing in a steel tub evokes memories of childhood and headlong plunges into icy water. But carved into holiday candleholders, these apple votives are a prize for the eyes alone, their flames a promise of warmth. 

Tools and Materials
Similar steel tub (C-50), $38.90, from Bevo Works
Apples
Tea lights
Paring knife
Lemon juice

Apple Votives How-To
Every apple will float differently, so see how they balance in water before marking their topsides with a dot. 

1. Place the tea light over the dot, and trace around its circumference with a paring knife, inserting the knife vertically as deep as the tea light is tall. 

2. Set aside the light, cut the circle into sections, and scoop them out with a spoon. 

3. Squeeze lemon juice onto the cut surface to keep the apple from turning brown, and insert a tea light. Repeat with remaining apples.”

So, I’m not sure how I feel about these.  They are really pretty but having them on the ground… all I can think of are dresses up in flames and burnt wedding guests.  Oh yes, fake tealights can be used but I think they look so terrible fake if you can actually see them which defeats the elegance of this decor. :(  Maybe it could be set higher up on a table? Or maybe I can just remember to have real buckets of water with apples in it for drunken bobbers? I think I’ll stick to the latter. :)

Black flowers are my all time favorite! 

SO SO SO SO JELLY!!!